What’s the definition of a Lover?

Happy Valentine’s Day!

What’ the definition of a Lover?

Here’s a definition that may surprise you. I heard it on the radio today, after attending the National Speakers Association Winter Conference at Disney’s Coronado Springs Resort in Orlando.

A Lover can satisfy a woman.

The same woman.

For his entire lifetime.

Please, let’s hear that one more time.

A Lover can satisfy a woman, the same woman, for his entire lifetime.

What’s your BIG life goal?

My goal in life is to be the kind of person my Dog thinks I am.

“Outside a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside a dog, it’s too dark to read.” — Groucho Marx

“I’d be happy to have my biography be the stories of my dogs. To me, to live without dogs would mean accepting a form of blindness.” — Thomas McGuane