Christmas Day 2011 At Mid Life Celebration Dogs think their owner is the Master. Who do we think is the Master? My goal in life is to become the kind of person my Dog thinks I am. Wonder if there is any goal more important. By the way, Cooper thinks I’m God. Next Blog By jeff noel Retired Disney Institute Keynote Speaker and Prolific Blogger. Five daily, differently-themed personal blogs (about life's 5 big choices) on five interconnected sites. View all of jeff noel's posts.